Guinness on site.
Local alcoholics refuse to switch bars after O’douls discovered in kegs, decry cancel culture
Organizers call for the acceptance of the non-alcoholic brand and the continued patronage at the bar.
The dead are now.
Our language, our verb tenses, essential to our survival, are false idols, false, based on everything we understand about the universe, about the reality in which we live and are.
Money is not necessary for economies to work — we are.
Universal Basic Income, and what the distant future inevitably holds for developed-world workers.
Another Law
I saw Nothing there once. It was beckoning a moment of sequence.
Local office insists everyone come back to sit at worse computers.
Boss cites unity, health, snacks as reasons for opening the office.
God reports He changed His mind, some Christians unfazed.
Christians cite God’s “negative attitude.”
Here’s an idea: Ditch your childish opinions, now, while you still can.
Survivalist instincts tempering, we will slowly expose the dangerous, the childish, the useless opinions among us, and exorcise. But save the rest of us the trouble: get your rosary, and do it yourself.
House gets haunted, family moves out
Nothing else happens.
South Dakota swears off experts, reverts to a fourteenth-century backup.
“How can I really know what’s going on in those pills?”